Weiner Dog

I was sitting with my friend Weiner - well, his real name is actually Lawrence. Weiner is his last name. I simply thought it would be funny if we were both named after body parts; however, I suppose you could say he received the "lower end" of the stick.

We were sitting around in my crappy apartment one day when he suddenly asks me, "Hey, you ever wonder about parenthesis?"

Confuddled, I intelligently asked him, "What?"

Apparently, he had an inspiration for an art piece (he's a bum by day but artist by night), and in the heat of the moment he dashed off.

"Huh," I said.

The next morning, I discovered that the dick drew all over my wall.

~ Chin Ngo