Sir, there is a student standing directly in front of me.
Will he stop or run over me? bulldoze, zzzzzzzzz me over, eh? I'd like to see you try. I am an immaculate wall, I am whitewashed and cleansed of all my sins with the superhero implications. of. standing. here. here, in front. of. this. tank. tank tank tank! I am Zuijen the great the foolish the insane the courageous the sexy the sleek the excellent the ethereal the enigmatic... I am the all, all all all la lal la la. I am everything; except. well . Zuijen the engineering student. Zuijen from Funan.
Sir, shall I stop or run over him?...static...um, I'll give him a minute to get himself together. He looks like he is not in his right mind....Well, yes sir, but he had this determined look on his face, I dont think he will move...He looks; lost and manaic. I'll give him a minute...pause...
I know what I'll do , I'll give him the eye, eyeyay yay yay yay yay, the yah yah yah yah yah, the boogie woogie booo, the no no no no no, the I dont think so, the dont go there comrade, Ill snap my fingers at him, crackling at the corners of a Z, I am Zuijen, I am Zorro...
Sir, I am confirming that the man is insane. He is trying to snap his fingers at me and mumbling to himself while waving his arms around and a grocery bag full of what appears to be homework. I dont want to run him over, allow me to give him another minute after which I will evade him by manouever around him.
You cant go around me. I am Zuijen, there is no tank wide enough, no tank tall enough to get around me baby. You cannot excape me now, you are mine and I am yours, and we are history.
to be continued...
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