That's what i think. He was a sand witch bored man. I mean how many other witches are there in the sand? There's only one I'm guessing. So i wonder what he did all day? He was probably bored. Especially if he lived in the sands of El Centro, or the Mojave dessert. If he hung out on the beach sand, maybe he wouldn't have been so bored, but whatever, he's dumb. He should totally move to like San Diego, or maybe even Orange Country, but I think La Jolla would be the best bet. Maybe even Coronado because there's a Hotel Del there that's supposedly haunted and he could have some ghost friends or whatever, and he wouldn't be bored!
So I vote that this bored sand witch man goes and moves so he can stop making me write about how bored he is.
- Uyen Duong
so i realize now that witches can't be men, because in class marcus said "she" and i was like "oh shit, men are warlocks." but whatever, i decided to keep the story exactly how i wrote it the first time. i wanted to keep it authentic.
ReplyDeletethanks!
- uyen
... I think witches can be men and warlocks can be women and...
ReplyDeleteThis is wonderful, whimsical writing, Uyen: "The sandwich board man, or is it the sand witch board man, or which sandwich bored man, or is he a board man or a bored man. I'm bored with this sandwich board man."
I might go even further with the joke: "I'm bored with this man and his board. I will bore a hole in his bread until I can see barns full of bulls and brandywine in my brain..." or something like that.
Would you look up the artist, Jackson Mac Low at the UCI library and bring a book you find on Jackson to class on Thursday, July 9?